--- On Tue, 6/15/10, joe webb <webfoote41@yahoo.com>
Had to share this one it is priceless - This is something my Dad would have done!
Knew you would see the humor in this.
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
My Dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………
"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
Jun 15, 2010
Had to share this one... Smile Department
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