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Mar 4, 2011

If you marry a New York girl

 

If you marry a New York girl


Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was 
to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on 
the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and 
put away.

The second man married a woman from North Dakota. He gave his wife 
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. 
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was 
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were 
done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from New York. He ordered her to keep the 
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot food 
on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see 
anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day, 
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his 
left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a 
sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he 
pees. 




email: 
frankscott@comcast.net



 Frank Scott writes  political commentary which appears in print in The Independent Monitor and online at the blog Legalienate

 

http://legalienate.blogspot.com


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